Obamacare!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

I am a real homosexual

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A fat man buys a salad

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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