Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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That's what he said.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Shit.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Anti Joke

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