You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Your mum is dead

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Indeed.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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SAY

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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I don't get it

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Penis

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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