What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

A bar walks into your mother.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Josh kissing a girl

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Aodhan Hearty

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Anti Joke

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