Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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