- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Real jokes.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Fruitcake

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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