Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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jokes r dumb

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Nickelback.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Come in

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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