- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

There is a car full of black people.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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