- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

This is not Will Smith.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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