What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

a black guy leaves prison

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What time is it? 10:58

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What break when you talk?

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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