- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I won the game.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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