- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Pianca going ham

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Jewish People

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

World peace

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

arse

It's your mother, open the door.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Women

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