what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Nicholas Cage

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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