Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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The geese of Growmore

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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