What's not red? No tomatoes.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Women's rights

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Women rights.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Potato salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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