Women

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

An Irishman stays home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Giving birth to the antichrist

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

beiber i straight

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

penisface

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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