A homeless person dies.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

God.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Black people

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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