One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Pianca going ham

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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jack shine has boobs

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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