What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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I am really good at math debating

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Write your own

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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okay.....

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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