Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Exactly what?

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

This joke isnt funny.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

penisface

I love you.

Lets make like trees and stand still

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Working hard or hardly working????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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