- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Don't rape me!

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

steves legs

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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