- Anti Joke

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Black people

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.