- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did you say? I don't know.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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