Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Women Drivers.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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