What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Robin, get in the car.

look left now look right. washing machine

whats gay ? you

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

WNBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Black people are clen.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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