Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's your name? You tell me.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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