Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A black goes to college

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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