Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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