Grapefruit.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Pavel Novak

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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