- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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