You know George Washington? He died.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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My butt!!!!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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French people

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A jew went to Germany.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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The WNBA

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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