You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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