Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Whats 0+0 0

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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