Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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