- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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women's rights

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.