- Anti Joke

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.