Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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