a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Rebecca Black

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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