- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

the your face joke

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Wolf Pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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