why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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the guy below me is gay

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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