- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Your mom

AVI IS A FAG

Knock Knock No one answers....

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hitler was Jewish.

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