Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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