say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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The Holocaust

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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cms.......?????

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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