Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Tennesse

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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