A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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