How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Once upon a time.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Will you marry me?

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Whats 0+0 0

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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