A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Anne Frank.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Penis!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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