How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What's up? The sky.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

123 Main street

An iguana walks out of a bar

weiner? balls

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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