Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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