Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

The WNBA.

c+t+c?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

monkey sponge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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