Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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