- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Knock Knock. Come in.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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