what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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anne hatthaway

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Anti Joke

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