What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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alert("The Game");//

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Where's my tractor?

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A Banana wrote this...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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