A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

oh hiya come in

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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