- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

That's Racist

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Hi Shelby!!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

the jokes are repetitive on this site

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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