What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Your social life

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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