- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Cows go moo.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Pickles

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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