Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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