I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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