It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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