Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What comes after 69? mouthwash

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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