- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

My dad

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

im saul and i love cock

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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