- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

An Aisian failed a test

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Nuneaton..

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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