Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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